noelle o designs

creativity + sewing + upcycling inspiration

humor, travel

so many bad boat names, so little time

Oh the clever play on words that turn up so often when naming a boat, like that boat captain was the first genius to think up the boat name ‘Wet Dreams’, ‘Breakin’ Wind’ or ‘Fanta Sea’. It’s kind of hard to believe that adult males (ladies- we know better…right?) named these boats and not high school boys.  A few minutes spent at Dana Point Harbor today resulted in a surprisingly high number of bad boat names, with a few more (from elsewhere) thrown in for full effect.
Two in a row…

No beating around the bush here- telling it like it is.
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At the very least… this one gets a G rating.

This guy also laughs at fart jokes.
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“Kiss my Bass”, this guy laughs at Laffy Taffy jokes.
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So is that really a casting company or does he just want all guests who come aboard to look like models? I bet Mr. XT Sea also has that in a vanity license plate, on his Corvette.
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Much is left to the imagination on ‘Good Fight II’…

Cute.
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Sea Ducer- #1 on the list of douchiest boat names, and used waay too often. Come on guys, whatever happened to originality in seduction?

This one reminds me of a joke…

Trying really, really… way too hard.

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