Here is the second installment of vintage valentines from my collection, equally as shocking and hilarious as part 1, perhaps even more so…
Or I’m gonna take this hammer…
Thankfully, this was originally published in the 1950’s and hopefully it gets a different reaction in 2012– funny but super inappropriate.
OR… just imagine I’m a vampire (or werewolf) and now I’m all ears… what was it you were going to do to me?
No words necessary, you had me when you skated up in the one strap pair of green pantaloons sans shirt.
Aw come on, my hair looked like that all day yesterday.
Made in USA, printed on there, just in case.
A makeover would be a good start, no matter what the determinations.
Axe and ice skates? Throwing caution to the wind for you, Valentine.
Hmmm… creepy and fascinating. This is a short story starter for 7th graders.
Happy Valentine’s Day!